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Pretty Eyes & Thick Thighs| save lives |Heavyweight Crewneck T-shirt |
$25.00 USD
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Start with the vibe. Then the specs. Think:
Whether you’ve got the thighs or you're just here to admire them — this shirt’s a whole moment. Campy, cheeky, and ready to strut down Pride or your kitchen runway. Unisex fit. Sizes S–5X. 100% cotton. Printed with love and a wink.
“Thick thighs save lives” is part body-positive mantra, part cheeky rebellion against unrealistic beauty standards. It’s a celebration of curves, strength, and self-love — with a wink.
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- 100% cotton
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
All sales are final.
Because we use a third-party print-on-demand service, we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges at this time. We recommend double-checking your size and shipping info before checkout. Thanks for understanding—and for shopping small with a big heart.